earthdad:

I’m sick of the government’s constant lies and their hiding of solid evidence of dragons

(via kay-can-you-not)

spookybaltimore:

all i want in life is a video of all time low playing cards against humanity

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  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort

bynce:

Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
Me: image

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