if any of you guys ever met me irl you would probably go to the nearest free wifi hotspot and unfollow me straight after
"And if you’re going to walk out of my life and leave, I ask one thing of you. Once you’re gone and you see that I’m doing fine, don’t you dare come back."
I always get offended when people go around me on the highway I’m sorry are we not going fast enough for you. Are you in a hurry. We’re all going to die anyway
"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of genotypes. I am Gregor Mendel.
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?
so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them
most of them came out REALLY GOOD like
and iron man
but then there’s…
I can’t BREATHE